Maybe Jesus…

Maybe Jesus was the first surfer, and people thought he was walking on water. Or perhaps the first scientist to discover the formula to diffuse water to alcohol and the only thing comparable at the time was wine. Maybe he made gin, or a spirit like vodka and the only thing comparable to the time was wine. Maybe Jesus made the first distillery and brought his batch of white Jesus juice to the party. White as in alcoholic spirits white, not… well you get it. Perhaps he was the most progressive dude who ever lived but if he walked these streets today, the story may be a little different. He may invent the first flying car and people will say Jesus flew through the sky, much like he walked on water and turned water into wine.

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Author: Kat the worder

25, m, b, e

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